Fuck the future!!!

ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

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ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

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dragonsateyourtoast:

charlesoberonn:

Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”

Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.

And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.

THANK YOU

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letskisstheangels:

Visit Rapture!

Step 1: Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds.

imageStep 2: Look at any of these 5 pictures.

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Step 3: Enjoy!

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captainarlert:

vapor-man:

captainarlert:

vapor-man:

captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

stop shipping and get a real job

You got a thing against UPS?

yeah i do one time a ups guy left one of my packages in the rain and it got soaked

Just cause your ship sunk doesn’t mean you take it out on everyone else

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